The Top 3 Most Annoying Toys Owned by my Toddler

3. Anything that goes off (musically) when you aren't anywhere near it.
I have found that many toys just have to be in the "on" position to do this, and it is very annoying. He is a baseball tee and a sound stage that go off if it is on and you are in the other room and say something...and what do you know..."HEY!! YOU GOT A DOUBLE!!"...not necessary.

2. Laugh and Learn Teddy Bear
This toy too goes off on it's own. It's most annoying feature has to be that if it is say, on the ground in the playroom, and you go to move it and it is on, well you better be ready for some Patty Cake. I think that the most annoying thing about is, I will be putting away toys right when I have put Kaleb down for a nap, and then I pick up that bear, and it goes off, singing some song, and there went my idea of being quiet while Kaleb is trying to go down.
Side note: I know this is a great toy, and is part of the reason my son knows his body parts...but my sanity is slowly headed due south!

1. Bats, Golf Clubs and Bubble Blowers, oh my!
If you read my "Man Cave" post, you will understand where this is coming from. I know I have a toddler, and with that comes hitting, tantrums and basically being mad at Mom for any given reason. Therefore, the fact that people (my mom) are buying these items that he can hit me with, is just not a good idea! (Love you, mom!) Granted, Roland did get him the golf clubs. Anyway, bats are everywhere. They are plastic, and they hurt. The wall is being hit, the windows are being hit, and dangit, I am being hit! And that is why these are rated my Number One MOST annoying toy owned by my toddler.